When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie...

Yesterday morning, my college-age niece Jessie represented our family well when she made this simple declaration on Facebook: Name one thing that’s better than pizza. Frankly, there weren’t a lot of other ideas. Most everyone loves pizza.

Our family has a thing for pizza. Bill’s family is the same way; perhaps that’s why we’re soul mates. He and I even agree on the kind of pizza we like – thin crust, red sauce, cheese and sausage. That’s

it, Amigo. (Except when I am trying to eat healthy and have a veggie pizza. Then mine includes red onion and hot pepper rings. Don't they look good?)

Now, when we are in Italy, it’s a different story, but that’s because the pizzas are different there than here. In Italy Bill almost unfailingly ordered prosciutto and arugula. My Italian pizza of choice was diavola – spicy salami. We have tried Roman pizzas and Napolean pizzas. People from Roma and Napoli each believe their pizzas are the best. I think they both rock. Italian pizzas are individually-sized, stretched to odd shapes, and baked in a wood-burning pizza oven at 700 degrees or so. The dough bubbles and browns; there may or may not be a sauce; the crust is thin; the pizzas are served uncut, and eaten with a knife and fork. No neat slices.

When we traveled in Italy with my sister and her daughter a number of years ago, we were having lunch outdoors at a restaurant near the Victor Emmanuel Monument in Rome. We were novices about Italian pizza at the time. Such novices, in fact, that Bill and I ordered one to split and Jen and Maggie ordered one to split. Split? Seriously? We immediately recognized the error of our ways and never made that mistake again. One pizza is just enough for one person. We also ordered wine, and much to our surprise and chagrin, the waiter opened the wine and tossed the cork into the street! Litterbug. He didn’t seem concerned.

Maggie worked at a locally-owned Phoenix pizza restaurant called Oreganos for many years, including during the summer when she wasn’t teaching kindergarteners. Oregano’s pizza is delicious – thin crust (they serve a deep-dish, but in my lowly opinion, deep-dish pizza isn’t really pizza; it’s a casserole), with delicious ingredients. She loves Oregano’s Pizza so much that she suggested it as a first date for her now-husband. Perhaps it was the touch of Italian seasonings and the red sauce that made her so appealing to him.

My sister Bec prefers Grimaldi’s Pizza for many reasons, not the least of which is that, while there is one very near her AZ house, the original is under the Brooklyn Bridge in Brooklyn, NY. She has one very funny memory. She and her husband were at the Brooklyn Grimaldi’s where they enjoyed a pizza. The restaurant was very busy, and just prior to leaving, she used the restroom. When she was finished, she found her husband waiting outside. They proceeded on with the activities of the day. Later that evening, her husband asked her, “How much was our bill at Grimaldi’s?” With horror, she exclaimed that she thought he had paid the bill. Yes, folks. My sister-who-looks-innocent-but-is-really-a-thief walked out of Grimaldi’s without paying her pizza bill, and, thankfully, without being carted off to Rikers Island.

Years ago, my brother used to go to a pizza place that has since gone out of business. We were with him one night when he ordered his favorite – jalapenos, sauerkraut, and anchovies. I’m not making this up. The pizza makers actually came out of the back to see who had ordered this pizza. Not many pizza places offer sauerkraut, so he is limited now to jalapenos and anchovies. Oy vey.

I asked my nephew Erik about his favorite pizza joint, and he said it’s a place in Chicago recommended by a buddy. I asked him the name. “Hmmm,” he said. “I can’t remember. It was one word, a man’s name.” Thanks. That narrows it down to a few thousand. When asked if the pizza was thin crust or deep dish, he replied, “Thin crust. Deep dish is just lasagna.” Ah, a man after my own heart.

As for me, my favorite pizza (and I think Bill’s as well) is a local pizza joint located on the south side of Chicago called Fox’s. It’s got a thin crust (it’s a south side thing) and the homemade sausage and cheese and red sauce are scrumptious. When it’s served to us, there is a thin layer of grease on the top – a sure sign of a tasty pizza. We spend much of our life trying to find a pizza to compare since we don’t live in Chicago, and are largely unsuccessful. Oregano’s is close. Fox’s is the first place we stop when we visit his mother who still lives in the Chicago area. Sometimes before we see her. Shameful.

I wondered if there was a recipe to include in a post about pizza, but it occurred to me that really, pizza isn’t something I would make at home very often. If I want pizza, I go out. That is, until Bill chooses to build the wood-fired pizza oven in the back yard that he dreams about. It could happen.

Ciao.